Email From God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.

So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned she told God: "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."

Well, God thought for a moment and said: "Maybe I had better send down a second angel, to get another point of view."

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and told Him: "Yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good."

God thought this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that E-mail said?

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You didn't get one either, huh?