02.09.2011 - Drama-Mama - Bible In A Minute

Performed: Friday 2nd September 2011

Bible In A Minute (1st Person)

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Bible in a minute

Earth made, Adam Eve
Cain kills Abel, has to leave
Boring Genealogy
Great flood, olive leaf

Tower of Babel, Abraham
Sodom and Gomorrah, and
Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses
Ten Commandments, Promised Land

Judges, David, Solomon
Sent away to Babylon
Job, then a bunch of Psalms
Proverbs and the Song of Songs

Major prophets, lion's den
Minor prophets, Bethlehem
Gold and Myrrh and Frankincense
Satan and Samaritan

Choose disciples, other cheek
Walk on water, thousands eat
Lazarus, fig tree
Last supper, Gethsemane

Blood Money, third denial
Pontius Pilate, public trial
Forty lashes, to the tree
Why have you forsaken me?

Third day, empty tomb
Reappears, five wounds
Acts of the Apostles next
Epistles and Apocalypse

WHOA!!!!

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Bible In A Minute (2nd Person)

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Bible in a minute

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Job... Ret
Proverbs… Error

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Boom boom chat Samaritan

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Boom boom chat Gethsemane

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Pontius Pilate, public trial
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Why have you forsaken me?

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WHOA!!!!