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28 January 2012

Church Billboards

  • "Big Bang theory? You've got to be kidding." - God
  • "C'mon over and bring the kids." - God
  • "Do you have any idea where you're going?" - God
  • "Don't make me come down there." - God
  • "Follow me." - God
  • "Have you read my #1 best seller?  There's going to be a test." - God
  • "I love you and you and you and you and…" - God
  • "Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer." - God
  • "Let's meet at my house Sunday, before the game." - God
  • "Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage." - God
  • "My way is the highway." - God
  • "Need direction?" - God
  • "Tell the kids I love them." - God
  • "That "Love They Neighbor" thing... I meant it." - God
  • "We need to talk." - God
  • "What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?" - God
  • "Will the road you're on get you to my place?" - God
  • "You think it's hot here?" - God
  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em. He'll clean 'em.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Come work for the Lord.  The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low.  But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  • Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
  • God Answers Knee-Mail.
  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
  • If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
  • Memberships available free to everyone under the Son.
  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  • The Bible is Not Antique, Nor is it Modern, it is Eternal.
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • Turn Life's Cares into Prayers.
  • Want to make God laugh?  Tell him your future plans.
  • We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  • When you pray, don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

3 comments:

  1. I appreciate the sincerity of this write-up of yours. Can’t wait to see more!

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  2. I love your writing and hope you find peace in whatever you decide. Just realize that you have fans who will read whatever you write as long as we can find it. Keep us posted! Because I want to expand and explore about my Journey into perfect love.

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